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*------------ENTER PUZZLE HERE --(50 CHAR MAX)---- =====TYPE 15 CHAR
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SMITH AND WESSON ALWAYS BEATS FOUR ACES ONE LINERS
A CLEAN DESK IS A SIGN OF A SICK MIND ONE LINERS
ALL WARRANTIES EXPIRE UPON PAYMENT OF INVOICE ONE LINERS
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP BUT UGLY GOES TO THE BONE ONE LINERS
CRIME IS MERELY POLITICS WITHOUT THE EXCUSES ONE LINERS
DONT GET MARRIED IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SOLITUDE ONE LINERS
DONT WEAR EARMUFFS IN A BED OF RATTLESNAKES ONE LINERS
ENTHUSIAM WANES BUT DULLNESS LASTS FOREVER ONE LINERS
EVERY FAMILY TREE HAS SOME SAP ONE LINERS
EXPERIENCE IS A GOOD TEACHER BUT WITH LARGE BILLS ONE LINERS
EXTREME BOREDOM SERVES TO CURE BOREDOM ONE LINERS
FEAR IS NO GREAT RESPECTOR OF REASON ONE LINERS
HAVE A NICE DAY SOMEWHERE ELSE ONE LINERS
HE WHO WOULD LEAP HIGH MUST TAKE A LONG RUN ONE LINERS
IF ALL ELSE FAILS READ THE DESTRUCTIONS ONE LINERS
IF IT JAMS THEN FORCE IT ONE LINERS
IF IT BREAKS THEN IT NEEDED REPLACING ANYWAY ONE LINERS
IF THE SHOE FITS YOU ARE NOT ALLOWING GROWTH ONE LINERS
IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM CONFUSE THEM ONE LINERS
IF YOU DISINFECT THE POND YOU KILL THE LILIES ONE LINERS
IN CASE OF DOUBT MAKE IT SOUND CONVINCING ONE LINERS
WHOEVER HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES ONE LINERS
NEVER EAT PRUNES WHEN YOU ARE FAMISHED ONE LINERS
NEVER STEP IN ANYTHING SOFT ONE LINERS
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY PUNCH ONE LINERS
THE RACE IS OVER AND THE RATS WON ONE LINERS
THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN IGNORANCE IN ACTION ONE LINERS
TO A LITTLE FISH THE WATERS ARE ALWAYS DEEP ONE LINERS
WHEN IN DOUBT MUMBLE ONE LINERS
WHEN IN TROUBLE DELEGATE ONE LINERS
BE SILENT AS PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE LISTENING ONE LINERS
WOULD YOU FLY IN A PLANE BUILT BY THE LOWEST BID ONE LINERS
MOBS RARELY RUSH ACROSS TOWN TO DO A GOOD DEED ONE LINERS
USE ONE MOUTH AND TWO EARS IN THAT PROPORTION ONE LINERS
YOU CANT DROWN REAL TROUBLES AS THEY SWIM ONE LINERS
KIND WORD AND GUN IS BETTER THAN KIND WORD ONE LINERS
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS MONTH LEFT AT THE END OF MONEY ONE LINERS
WHEN THE MOUSE LAUGHS THERE IS A HOLE NEARBY ONE LINERS
WHEN A REPAIRMAN SEES THE MACHINE IT WILL WORK ONE LINERS
TRUTH IS PRECIOUS SO SALESMEN US IT SPARINGLY ONE LINERS
A MAN WITH A HAMMER SEES NAILS EVERYWHERE ONE LINERS
TIME TEACHES BUT IT KILLS ALL ITS PUPILS ONE LINERS
THE LOUDEST SNORER FALLS ASLEEP FIRST ONE LINERS
BIOGRAPHERS PROFIT FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS ONE LINERS
WHEN YOU RELAX IS THE TIME THE BOSS WALKS BY ONE LINERS
A PIPE GIVES A FOOL SOMETHING TO PUT IN HIS MOUTH ONE LINERS
A COMPUTER IS A HOLE THAT YOU THROW IN MONEY ONE LINERS
BEWARE OF ALL ENTERPRISES REQUIRING NEW CLOTHES ONE LINERS
WHEN WE HAVE MONEY TO BURN THE FIRE IS OUT ONE LINERS
EVEN MASON AND DIXON DREW THE LINE ONE LINERS
FRUSTRATION IS NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME ONE LINERS
TOO MANY IRONS IN YOUR FIRE WILL PUT IT OUT ONE LINERS
HE WHO DOES NOTHING NEVER MAKES MISTAKES ONE LINERS
BEFORE REVENGE FIRST DIG TWO GRAVES ONE LINERS
A SALESMAN IS LYING WHEN HIS LIPS MOVE ONE LINERS
I EXERCISE PALLBEARING MY EXERCISING FRIENDS ONE LINERS
TO GET A LOAN FIRST PROVE YOU DONT NEED IT ONE LINERS
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